Advantage of living in cold states (or Canada)

Hello. This is just one of those random posts. I won't get real pissy in this one. I'm just doing this for fun. These are the advantages of living in the cold states.

• Winter most of the year
• Typically progressive states (2008 Election Results, 2004 Election Results, 2000 Election Results, 1992 Election Results - forgive me for being unable to find a good map for the 1996 election; you may take my word for it or research it yourself when I say that it was very similar to the 1992 election)
• Cheaper housing
• Lower teen pregnancy rate
• Canada has much lower crime
• Free health care in Canada
• Canada's lower population (CIA World Factbook - US, CIA World Factbook - Canada)

I will leave you with an amusing picture.

Why God can't get tenure

You may have seen this list before. Pretty funny.

1. Only published one book.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. There is doubt He wrote it Himself.

4. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning all the subjects.
5. When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He deletes the whole sample
6. He rarely comes to class-just tells His students to read the Book.

7. It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the class.
8. Although He only has 10 requirements, His students often fail His tests.

9. He expelled His first two students for learning.
10. His office hours are infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.