Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Concluding remarks

Well I just finished Revelation, the last book of the horrendous christian scripture. I must say, it does a nice job of concluding a book where it seems like every other word is DEATH or KILL or DIE or ANGER or WRATH or something similar. Seriously, I wonder what kind of anger issues these bronze age men had.

I really loved chapter 14, where it talks about how unbelievers will be tormented in burning sulfur in the face of this loving god, who will smell the sweet aroma of the smoke off their burning flesh, that will rise forever and ever (it's in there, see for yourself).

Seriously, how the FUCK do people buy into this shit? Who is the sick motherfucker that made this crap up??

I am regretful that my first nineteen years of life were spent with this crucifix-shaped dick up my ass. My pity goes out to the people who believe the shit in this book.

-Matt

1 comment:

  1. True that.

    I think it's also clear that the old testament god is not the same as the new testament. I mean, one murders millions on whims and you can eat apples behind his back without him noticing, and the other knows everything.

    The new testament god loves kids, and the old testament god wants you to cut off parts of their naughty bits.

    wtf?

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