Are you a MAN OF GOD or a SATAN WORSHIPER???

This Godly test will determine how much of a TRUE Christian you are. Does not contain evolution.

Jot down the number with the answer you select for each question. You will need those at the end.

Health care is...
A human right (1)
Something only those who can afford it should have (3)
Something the elderly or children should have (2)

Abortion is...
Murder (3)
A right (1)
Sometimes necessary (2)

Homosexuality
An ABOMINATION to GOD (3)
A harmless alternative lifestyle that should be tolerated (1)
Not something I associate with (2)

How often do you display the flag?
On holidays (1)
All over my home, and I salute it and wrap myself in it daily (3)
I have one up all year around (2)

Would you like to get married?
Someday (2)
Probably not (1)
ASAP (3)

How many kids do you want?
0-1 (1)
2-4 (2)
5+ (3)

How often do you post Godly Facebook statuses?
Several times a day (3)
Never (1)
Occasionally (2)

Political party
Republican (3)
Democrat (Satan's party) (1)
Independent (2)

Denomination
Calvinist Baptist (3)
Catholic (1)
Methodist (2)

How often do you listen to Christian music?
Never (1)
Sometimes (2)
It's all I listen to (3)

Now add up the numbers you selected.

30 – You are genuine WORSHIPER OF THE LORD! Only people like you understand life and morality and AMERICA.
20-29 – You're probably not quite an enemy of God, but you DO love Satan a little bit. Try to get brainwashed a bit more. There's a chance you may not enter Heaven (even though salvation is supposedly by faith alone, but paying attention to contradictions is SATANIC)
10-19 – YOU HATE GOD AND ARE OF YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL! You will BURN IN HELL FOREVER AND YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT!